Eight Predictions for 2010

• Posted by Adam Warner
• on December 22nd, 2009

1) A middle aged white guy will rise to the CEO seat of a major US financial institution

2) The Yankees will fleece a middle market team, trading a mediocre outfielder who’s service time is high enough to get a pay raise for an all-star caliber pitcher with a reasonable year left on his contract.

3) every seer on CNBC will predict an 8-10% rally in the market next year, but caution that it will be a stock-pickers market.

4) Someone will pay up for OTM VIX calls, JUST LIKE THEY DID IN AUGUST 2008, OMG WE’RE ALL DOOMED!!!!

5) In a 2009 retrospective, Larry Kudlow will credit Obama’s economic team for the strong market.

6) Tiger Woods will become the new spokesman for Sex Panther Cologne. “Guaranteed to work 60% of the time, every time”.

7) Rick Santelli “spontaneously” starts to yell at someone on air, then bites the head off a bat.

It’s love at first site for Prince Charles and Lady Gaga.

 

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