Daily Options Report

As we all know, there's no market for objective business information presented dispassionately on the TeeVee. Who needs comtemporary info and ideas, I want to know the political opinions of the hosts.

In light of all that, Josh at Reformed Broker has some Comcastic programming suggestions for the "New" CNBC.

America’s Next Quant Model

Warren and Becky Plus 80 billion

8 Hours of Just Market Data and Tickers, No Talking

Kassmasters

The Kudlow Kool-Aid Hour

Squawk at the Mall

Are You Smarter than a Pissed Trader?

 

Things To Do In Greenwich When You’re Indicted

Keeping Up With the Kernens

The Real Housewives of Englewood Cliffs

H.R. Pump-n-Dump: The Sell-Side Research Review

Inflationista Fear Factor

Growing Up Gasparino

And he has many more, but alas, we have some ideas too.

FlashBackwards: Where Cramer predicts where stocks were in a specific 137 second time block that happened 6 month's ago.

Paranormal Activities: Dennis Kneale and just a flashlight making market calls. Very scary, not recommended for children.

America's Most Sycophantic Interviewer: A game show where guests get to play anchor and strive to lob the fattest softballs at host John Chambers.

Survivor Secaucus: Guests are stranded at an outlet mall in Secaucus for 30 days with nothing but a debit card and some bargain shopping and forced to subist on Sbarro's and Taco Bell fare

Saved By the Closing Bell: Starring Tiffany Thiessen....that's our whole sales pitch on this one.