Daily Options Report

So I finally recovered from that Marco Jaric-Adriana Lima overachievement outrage. Then I see this.

  Red Sox stud Nick Green and NESN Fenway honey Heidi Watney putting on a major display of PDA while out to dinner with Jacoby Ellsbury [stats] and his S.O. Kelsey Hawkins at Maggiano’s

Nick Green? You have to be kidding me, he's a backup to the backup utility infielder (although he did have the presence of mind last night to take a 3-2, 9th inning, bases loaded, 2-out pitch right over the plate last night to force in the tying run). I guess it gives hope to struggling bench players everywhere that they too can be spotted "canoodling" the sideline reporter.

Of course when you get "Tom Brady" big, you actually can run the other way, like Tom Brady did from Suzy Kolber the other night.

Anyway, can't help but notice that wallpaper look on the -3x ETF's. ERY is in the 13's now, TZA has an 11 full, and FAZ is now under 20. FAZ is particularly impressive in that that's AFTER a 1:10 split a few month's ago. And lest we forget, these pups are STILL not even a year old as they came to life last November.

Just a quick reminder since we never talk about them any more, but the price you see on the board is just a number. They're derivatives that simply track the daily % moves of the underlyings, so they really have little shot to get back to where they once resided.